After talking to Shane a while ago, I realized something. I have a reoccuring dream. I have this dream so often infact that it seems normal.
This dream starts off with me having a conversation with someone at kfc, from what I can remember I am wearing my normal clothing, a hawiian shirt. Suddenly, out of no where, I am stabbed or shot. The wound is always a deep one in my torso, and the bleeding is terrible.
This is where two different variations of the dream happen. In one I jump in my car, and start driving to the hospital, clutching the wound with one hand to try and slow the bleeding. I seem to drive for a very long time, but I am unable to find it.
In the second, I am wearing my leather jacket when I am injured. I hand my keys over to Lynn, my manager at work. We both jump in my car, she drives and I just sit there with my hand holding my wound. Again we drive for a very long time but are unable to locate the hospital.
I never die, though. Or atleast I don't ever remember it. Most of the time I just start a new dream or wake up.
Come to think of it, there are some other crazy dreams to be told...
I had this one once when I was younger, but remember the entire thing like it happened last night.
I was in a dimly lit tavern, playing Jesus poker (the cards had the picture of smiling jesus on the back, and the cards were light blue) with old women with large thick glasses, ghosts, and skeletons.
My Dad then comes in and tells me that he needs to shave his beard. Inorder to complete such a task we must climb a haunted tower to the top floor.
We climb the tower, both holding swords and shields, fighing skeleton by skeleton as we make our way to the top.
We reach the top and my dad seizes the razors, puts it to his face,and then instantly his beard was gone, replaced by a mustache. He looked at me and started to speak Spanish----> This is the part where I wake up.
Another outlandish idea that came to me in a dream was this:
When a great wizard dies he imbues all of his powers into the last item that he held. Most wizards keep a talisman with them at all times incase such a thing should happen. The most great, wise, and powerful wizard of all was eatting one night when he was struck down by a dark foe. Clutching a fork in this right hand as he rapidly fades into the darkness, all of his power is imbued into it! A fork. From this point on it would be his pupils walking around without their master, and using a fork as the most powerful weapon ever, a sort of magic wand, only the kind of magic wand that you could also use to eat with.
I suppose that you could eat with a magic wand...but I wouldn't. | 
